I'm a huge fan (rougly 320 pounds after last week's KFC binge) of music. I fancy myself a knowledgable source on little bands no one has heard of. Being such a connoisseur (nerd), I've come across some pretty fantastic band names. I'd like to share a variety of band names simply because they are hilarious. By naming their bands such things, these musicians have pretty much guaranteed their music will never be taken seriously...but who cares? A great name is worth it. Without further ado (because who really knows what 'ado' is), here is a list of brilliant names of actual bands.
Harry Palms and the Gym Towels
The Well Hungarians
Abstract Penis Brigade
Bearded Itchy Lover
The Flaming Donuts of Jesus
John Cougar Concentration Camp
Lance Armstrong and the One Ballers
Skanorrhea and the Burning Sensations
K.Y. and the Backsliders
The Muscular Lesbians
Painful Rectal Itch
Naked David Hasselhoff
Amish Meth Lab
Wendy and Her Menstrual Cycles
Mechanical Tampon Fish
Admiral Poopy Pants and His Dancing Teeth
Screaming Moist Accountants
Dick Delicious and the Tasty Testicles
Cap'n Crunch and the Cereal Killers
Buster Hymen & the Penetrators
Johnny Uterus and the Fallopian Tubes
Curious George and the Homophobes
Rainbow Butt Monkeys
Ben Dover and the Screamers
Turkey Makes Me Sleepy
Dick Nibbler's All-star Weenie Roast
Hitler's Missing Testicle
Porn on the Cob
Jif and the Choosy Mothers
Mr. Holland's Anus
Snake Alley Song of the Day: Jack's Mannequin - Miss California
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