Poorly written article with mediocre sex jokes

With 2012's goal of one blog entry per week already a miserable failure (Oh, hi January 9th!), let's get cracking on 2012's newly revised goal of 50 blog entries for the whole shabang. Here's an article I had originally intended to write about the illustrious career of Vin Diesel (I mean, who could forget his performances in "The Fast and the Furious," "The Fast and the Furious: Tokyo Drift," "Fast & Furious," and "Fast Five?" Oh...you can forget about those performances?)

“.XXX” Domain names now available, Vin Diesel upset, but unable to express emotion

Not since handheld cameras paved the way for POV style movies has the porn industry seen such a revolution. Purveyors and professionals in the adult film industry can now create websites ending in “.xxx” rather than “.com.”

Innovators of this idea hope to coax many adult sites over to the new domain names, making it easier to set parental and lock features for children. Finally, mothers searching for a shoulder strap for their children’s backpack won’t get bombarded with obscene material when they mistakenly use the keywords “Kids, Strap On, Sack.”

Finally, young kids interested in the rodeo won’t get a premature life lesson when typing in “cowgirl,” or “bull-riding.”

FINALLY, fifth place local Berea, Ohio softball team, the “Cleveland Steamers,” can rest easy at night, knowing they can finally put up that much deserved fan page without their children stumbling upon something that would likely scar them for years to come.

Eager web surfers looking to make a quick buck have rushed to the forefront, buying .xxx names they believe will be in high demand by porn companies. I was admittedly late to the game, but still managed to secure some great .xxx web domain names. Hopefully I will see some profit from one of the following Jake Craney purchases:

Hummus.xxx

AndersonCooper.xxx

WeebleWobbles.xxx

WiltChamberlainSTDCheck.xxx

DoobieBrothers4Life.xxx

FlopSweat.xxx

ILoveThePacifier.xxx (Vin Diesel call-back…didn’t think you were getting one, did you?)

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