Caption Fun 2

More caption fun! Never the most intelligent subject matter, but always good for a laugh.

--I’m gonna get so many chicks if I win this match

--U.S.A: rubbing our balls on the rest of the world since 1776

--5 more seconds and he’ll be unconscious…beef stroganoff for lunch was an excellent choice

--Tony was right, wrestling is gay. I’m gonna give that guy the angriest blowjob tonight

--I spy something brown

--Years of training well spent. Next project: search for Loch Ness Monster

--Winning the match: awesome. Forcible skull-fuck: icing on the cake

--Is it legal if I fart, or will I get disqualified?

--And they said I’d never learn anything at Morehead State

--In America, we call this a “sack lunch”

--Somewhere in the distance I can hear my father crying

Snake Alley song of the day: Walk the Moon - Anna Sun