After months of hibernating (doing crystal meth), I'm back in action with new entries. Let's start this party again with some caption fun.
-That’s one way to get the competition off your back
-Keep plugging away Jeremiah, the guy in 17th place is within striking distance
-Fuck those onlookers, everybody poops
-Note to self: at mile 7, take water cup from crowd, not bean burrito
-Shouldn’t have told my date to meet me at the finish line
-Just keep going, it’s not like this is going to end up on the internet or anything.
-I LOVE competition! FUCK YEAH! Shit ain’t shit!
-Taco Bell: 1, Years of Training: 0
-Must remember to find that douchey couple after the race and offer them a home-made “Sloppy Joe”
-Is there ANY chance this isn’t noticeable?
-I could have sworn that was just going to be a fart
-I BETTER get in to this fraternity
-Remind me when I get home to cancel my sponsorship with Campbell’s Chunky Soup
-Do I sprint through the finish line and hide? Or do I embrace this and do the “Ickey Shuffle” across the line?
-Fuck it…never had any friends anyway
Snake Alley Song of the Day: Jay Z + Kanye West - Ni**as in Paris
